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| BBGun Bob |
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The teacher gave her fifth Grade class an assignment: Have your parents
tell you a story with a moral at the end.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break
and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f**k away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking
LOL Lol LOL
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:54 am |
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| AirGunEric |
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home to tell his mother. "Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for dinner time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight!"
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill do when Daddy is away for work." |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:06 am |
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| AirGunEric |
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Here's one of those "motivational" posters...
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:08 am |
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| AirGunEric |
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Or maybe this one
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:53 am |
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| cw |
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Very classy! And someone here was wondering
why there are no women on this forum. |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:46 pm |
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| Hey- if they can't take a joke... |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:01 pm |
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| broommaster2000 |
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I'm gonna try and find a girl that digs airguns. Not for myself, but for the forum, guys.  |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:10 pm |
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| I actually took a chick to the range with me Saturday and she did some shooting. She'd told me before that she'd shot airguns before so that's why I invited her. But I think she mainly just went because she likes me. I could've invited her to shuck corn and she would've purported an interest just so she could hang out with me. |
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