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BBGun Bob · Veteran Member

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.For those who don't know ( American Civil Liberties Union)
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by, and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked, and stunned, and sat there looking on in
silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did
you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting American and British soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid sh!t like that, and act like an Fool. So, He sent me."

BBGun Bob