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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:33 pm |
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| That is a seriously purple squirrel. |
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:57 am |
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| How do you kill a red elephant? With a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a green elephant? Nope, not with a green elephant gun. You choke it until it turns blue and shoot it with the blue elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Silly, there is no such thing as a purple elephant. |
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:12 am |
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Good thing they called in the "experts" at Accuweather...
I mean, there would be no reason to call in an animal specialist. "Let's get a trained meteorologist to help us identify this strange phenomena."
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:19 am |
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| Slavia wrote: |
| How do you kill a red elephant? With a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a green elephant? Nope, not with a green elephant gun. You choke it until it turns blue and shoot it with the blue elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Silly, there is no such thing as a purple elephant. |
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