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| oddtodd |
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:35 pm |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:53 pm |
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Todd,
Good one. You're on a roll... |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:11 pm |
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rotflmao! Good one Todd!  |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:58 pm |
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Reminds me of my crazy grandfather. He's over 80yrs old and we almost lost him on Christmas day because he got too worked up while making out with his gf where he lost air from his oxygen hose coming loose and had a major seizure. A ambulance had to take him to the hospital. Fun having to go there on Christmas but at least he didn't kick the bucket.
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| You sure don't want your hose coming loose at a time like that. |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:28 pm |
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| Mark5043 |
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| Slavia wrote: |
You sure don't want your hose coming loose at a time like that.
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