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Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic » Ten Reasons SOME Men Prefer Guns Over Women....    View previous topic :: View next topic  Ten Reasons SOME Men Prefer Guns Over Women....   Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:02 pm BBGun Bob Veteran Member Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 474 Location: Michigan Ten Reasons SOME Men Prefer Guns Over Women.... # 10 - You can trade an old 44 for a New 22.. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road... #8 - If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will let you try it out a few times.... #7 - Your primary gun does not mind if you keep another gun for a backup.... #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of Ammo... #5 - A gun does not take up a lot of closet space.... #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month... #3 - A Gun does not ask, "Do these new grips make me look Fat?"... #2 - A Gun does not mind if you go to sleep after you use it... AND THE # 1 ANSWER IS #1 - YOU can BUY a SILENCER for a GUN _________________ Air Guns Create Many Questions ! ! Together We Can Answer Them ! !   Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:09 pm The outdoorsman Veteran Member Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 240 Location: Canada AH spoken like a true SINGLE man LOL just kiddin but seriously that was quite funny, did you come up with that? _________________ ' I dont think of the audiance as anything different than me, you have to seduce the audiance ya cant beat'em and ya cant kiss their a$$" Harison Ford Not my joke   Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:26 pm BBGun Bob Veteran Member Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 474 Location: Michigan No Outdoorsman it was sent to me in an e-mail from a friend. I can't take credit for that one But I liked it. Not single either Married _________________ Air Guns Create Many Questions ! ! Together We Can Answer Them ! !   Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:04 pm The outdoorsman Veteran Member Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 240 Location: Canada i figured you would be married _________________ ' I dont think of the audiance as anything different than me, you have to seduce the audiance ya cant beat'em and ya cant kiss their a$$" Harison Ford   Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:17 pm AirGunEric Site Admin Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 6908 Location: "Out There" The outdoorsman wrote: i figured you would be married How exactly does one "figure" that? I would have to say I've likely been around a few more years that you, outdoorsman, and it didn't seem apparent to me one way or the other that BBGun Bob, or anyone else specifically around here, was married or not. I believe my point here is that sometimes comments seem to come from out of nowhere. As for the 'Top 10', it's not new, but it's always pretty funny! _________________ ` I'd say "I care." But I'd be lying. Canadian Airgun Supplier: http://www.scopesandammo.com/storefront   Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:59 pm The outdoorsman Veteran Member Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Posts: 240 Location: Canada i figured it with my rotten luck.... remember the last time i said that (to launchlin)i said nearly the same thing , turned out he had a wife too....things like that always back fire on me...(sigh...) BTW Eric sometimes i do have a reason for what i say.... _________________ ' I dont think of the audiance as anything different than me, you have to seduce the audiance ya cant beat'em and ya cant kiss their a$$" Harison Ford   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:16 am StevieLaner7777 Moderator Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 1060 Location: Herefordshire, UK Isn't it great when both your Girl friends are Bi! lols! I'm pretty sure I prefer Women to Guns at this point in my random life hehe! Good list there BBGun Bob! I have not came across that one before! Stevie _________________ "Who Dares Wins" - SAS 22nd Regiment Hereford.   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:17 am Westonhill Member Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 71 Location: San Diego, CA, USA Guns are also much cheaper than women Re: Ten Reasons SOME Men Prefer Guns Over Women....   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:50 pm dedpool Veteran Member Joined: 20 Jul 2007 Posts: 244 Location: Hokie Nation HAHAHA That is so hilarious BBGun Bob wrote: #1 - YOU can BUY a SILENCER for a GUN My ex-girlfriend definitely could have used a silencer! I actually prefer women WITH guns unfortunately that fetish will probably get me shot someday _________________ Ten Reasons SOME Men Prefer Guns Over Women....     Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum All times are GMT - 5 Hours   Page 1 of 1   All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First  Select a forum Main Forums----------------AirGunHome Q&AGeneral Air Gun Questions and TopicsPicture GalleryTarget Shooting: Casual, Fun and CompetitionHunting, Pest Control, Varminting People/Events/Airgun Issue Discussion----------------Introduce YourselfThe BS TopicClubs/Events/Regional/Political Airgun Issues Maintenance, Modification and Reviews----------------RiflesPistolsAntique, Collector and Novelty AirgunsBB GunsPellets/AmmoOpticsAccessoriesAirgun Smithing Buy, Sell or Trade Forums----------------For SaleWant to Buy   Note: If you are seeing "Please enter your username and password to log in." 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