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| rsterne |
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If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired!
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000..
The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,
"From the tip of my weenie to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received.
But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.
The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed,
''Where are your testicles?''
The old Chief calmly replied, '' Vietnam''. |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:18 am |
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| Brutuz |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:32 pm |
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The NCO's always were the smart ones! Smarta$$ and brainsmart!
Humor while fighting the flu. Thanks. |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:08 pm |
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| wow, I can't laugh at loud out work, but I almost got busted for that one |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:48 pm |
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| Yeah, I told that one to a couple people while I was out earlier today- but apparently one of them being Vietnamese somehow threw the "humor" out of it. Ah well... |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:37 pm |
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Way tooooooooo friggen funny Bob.... I got to pee now!
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| Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:01 am |
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| AirGunEric wrote: |
| Yeah, I told that one to a couple people while I was out earlier today- but apparently one of them being Vietnamese somehow threw the "humor" out of it. Ah well... |
Why? If one of my ancestors would have shot of someones balls in any war, that would be one hell of a story to tell.  |
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