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Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic » Shooting Gloves Found Goto page 1, 2  Next    View previous topic :: View next topic  Shooting Gloves Found   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:24 pm Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA My shooting gloves, missing all summer, are found. They were in with the gardening stuff in my wife's car (she is one of the community garden ringleaders). Purloined. Snatched. Misappropriated. I found them because I was being a dutiful husband. I was standing in the freezing rain, scraping ice off her car so she could go to work. Threw salt on the driveway, too, to protect her cute little keister. Then, as I'm finishing the last window, she leans out the door in her robe and says, "Honey, I don't work today - it's Veterans' Day." Of course, I say this in jest. There are a couple of forum members who lovingly contend with far more adversity than this in the "better or worse" balance. Peace and strength for them and thanks for my own lot are in my prayers. But you would think you could train 'em to say something before you're almost finished. _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego! Re: Shooting Gloves Found   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:10 pm sbtzc Member Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 93 Location: stuck behind the zion curtain Slavia wrote: But you would think you could train 'em,... TFF! Slavia you are a   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:25 pm AirGunEric Site Admin Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 6929 Location: "Out There" "Train them"! Maybe if you start dating them when they're 18 and you're 40 you'd have a slight hope in h@ll of that. I think it is against the code of married women to learn anything new after about the 3rd week of marriage.... _________________ ` I'd say "I care." But I'd be lying. Canadian Airgun Supplier: http://www.scopesandammo.com/storefront   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:10 pm broommaster2000 Moderator Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 5714 Location: City of Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands That's it, I'm not getting married. I'll get myself a russian love slave or something. _________________ BIG GAP   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:23 pm Jaxom Senior Member Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 927 Broom, I'd have to agree. Only one fly in that ointment.... Eventually while you are off working that some day she's going to turn on Oprah.... Then yer no better off then the rest of us!!!   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:27 pm broommaster2000 Moderator Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 5714 Location: City of Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands You forgot something, also. I live in the Netherlands. We don't have Oprah. _________________ BIG GAP   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:36 pm Jaxom Senior Member Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 927 You do realize that Oprah, with her millions has set up an under ground women's network.... I hear they even use carrier pigeons and smoke signals to get their message out world wide. Women's magazines even have secret codes in the "ads" spreading the "word". If there's anything women are good at, it's plotting. Ever notice how women go to the bathroom by the "pack" or "flock"? It's so they can PLOT!!! I know this!!! I see this!! It's gentic!!! You should hear some of the things my 5yr old daugher says without mommy's prompting!!! Men!!! we must unite!!! Otherwise we're doomed! Dooomed I say!!!!   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:56 pm AirGunEric Site Admin Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 6929 Location: "Out There" broommaster2000 wrote: I'll get myself a russian love slave or something. That's what I call "lease a bride"- you basically rent one for 2 years until they have their full set of papers to stay in your home country, then the "lease" period is over and you have to trade in for another. I understand most former Eastern Block countries are good for this, as well as Cuba, Thailand and the Philippines. "Why buy when you can rent" will be my motto if I ever find myself divorced!   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:38 pm yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Time to swear in guys! _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports Re: Shooting Gloves Found   Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:40 pm yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Slavia wrote: ..... But you would think you could train 'em to say something before you're almost finished. Who do you think is realy trained???? _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:26 am Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA Quote: Who do you think is realy trained???? I don't even want to think about it. I got married in 1985 - did they have this "lease-a-bride" business back then (and I missed it), or is this a new thing? Oh, never mind. I've been informed that my only ticket out is in a pine box. _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:19 am billandbeaufort Senior Member Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 563 Location: Florida AirGunEric wrote: broommaster2000 wrote: I'll get myself a russian love slave or something. That's what I call "lease a bride"- you basically rent one for 2 years until they have their full set of papers to stay in your home country, then the "lease" period is over and you have to trade in for another. I understand most former Eastern Block countries are good for this, as well as Cuba, Thailand and the Philippines. "Why buy when you can rent" will be my motto if I ever find myself divorced! There is a third option that I myself did. Rent to own! I dated my Russian for three years (rent) and then married her (own?). I also got health insurance out of the deal and due to a heart condition I just couldn't wait for Obama to give me free health care. She came already trained!! Whatever you might say bad about Stalin, he knows how to train his women folk. I am so happy about the deal that I just bought her a new Cadillac CTS (only American cars for my Kotchic). I highly reccommend Russian women to all my friends.   Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:49 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA billandbeaufort wrote: AirGunEric wrote: broommaster2000 wrote: I'll get myself a russian love slave or something. That's what I call "lease a bride"- you basically rent one for 2 years until they have their full set of papers to stay in your home country, then the "lease" period is over and you have to trade in for another. I understand most former Eastern Block countries are good for this, as well as Cuba, Thailand and the Philippines. "Why buy when you can rent" will be my motto if I ever find myself divorced! There is a third option that I myself did. Rent to own! I dated my Russian for three years (rent) and then married her (own?). I also got health insurance out of the deal and due to a heart condition I just couldn't wait for Obama to give me free health care. She came already trained!! Whatever you might say bad about Stalin, he knows how to train his women folk. I am so happy about the deal that I just bought her a new Cadillac CTS (only American cars for my Kotchic). I highly reccommend Russian women to all my friends. Some af them Ruskies are damn purdy too.. _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:18 pm sbtzc Member Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 93 Location: stuck behind the zion curtain That brings up a question; if you get a Russian women, does she come with discounts on IZH airguns?   Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:49 pm billandbeaufort Senior Member Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 563 Location: Florida sbtzc wrote: That brings up a question; if you get a Russian women, does she come with discounts on IZH airguns? 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