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10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy or a Communist.
9. Dumb children might get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range.
6. While unholstering your gun, it’s customary to say “Excuse me while I whip this out.”
5. Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it.
3. Never us your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling “I have a gun! I have a gun!”
1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don’t piss me off. |
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| Then there's the slogan: "Guns don't kill people, those little hard shooty things it spits out of the barrel do." |
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| I keep forgetting 8 and someone always ends up getting shot. |
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#6… always my favorite... 
Right along with “Candygram for Mr. Mongo” |
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| Damn Monkeys with guns- they give us all a bad name! |
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Eric, Make him give it back!
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| I think I went out with her a few times in college. |
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| Rule 4 goes on, let someone else do it.... |
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