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sbtzc · Member

A drunken man walks into a
biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking
around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck
naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!' The biker looks at him and
doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he
is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The
drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on
with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are
starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The
drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
'I'll tell you something else, boy,
your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says 'Grandpa;....... Go
home! You're drunk.' . . .

cw · Banned

Good one.

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A: The location of the dirtbag.