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Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic » Not the best way to respond to a speeding ticket    View previous topic :: View next topic  Not the best way to respond to a speeding ticket   Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:52 pm cw Banned Joined: 10 Feb 2008 Posts: 1771 http://www.break.com/index/how-to-turn-a-speeding-ticket-into-jail-time.html   Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:17 pm yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA I guess he thought "R" was for Race..... Here's your sign! _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:42 am cw Banned Joined: 10 Feb 2008 Posts: 1771 I fail to make the connection. Do I have to draw you another Road Map???   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:22 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA CW... Here is the second road map I have had to draw for you on humor... We really need to take up a collection, take you to Walmart and buy you a sense of humor... On the shifter/gear selector in your car... "R" is for "Reverse" not "Race"... If you have never heard of Bill Engval, the comedian... turn on the T.V. to CMT and watch "Country Fried Home Videos"... His most famous joke hook is... He hates stupid people and thinks they should ware a "sign" that says... "I am Stupid"... So when they do something stupid... you understand... _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports Re: Do I have to draw you another Road Map???   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:25 am billandbeaufort Senior Member Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 563 Location: Florida yourdaddyjoe wrote: CW... Here is the second road map I have had to draw for you on humor... We really need to take up a collection, take you to Walmart and buy you a sense of humor... On the shifter/gear selector in your car... "R" is for "Reverse" not "Race"... If you have never heard of Bill Engval, the comedian... turn on the T.V. to CMT and watch "Country Fried Home Videos"... His most famous joke hook is... He hates stupid people and thinks they should ware a "sign" that says... "I am Stupid"... So when they do something stupid... you understand... You mean like spelling wear, ware? Sorry, I just couldn't help it,LOL I am a terrible speller myself, but that was just to ironic! Re: Do I have to draw you another Road Map???   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:28 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Quote: You mean like spelling wear, ware? Sorry, I just couldn't help it,LOL I am a terrible speller myself, but that was just to ironic! hukd awn fonix wurkd 4 mi _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:28 am cw Banned Joined: 10 Feb 2008 Posts: 1771 I get the R "joke", but, have never heard of Bill Engval and what is CMT?   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:33 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA CW... Do you have cabe T.V.? CMT = Country Music Television... Besides hosting "Country Fried Home Videos"... he has also had his own show "The Bill Engval Show" on prime time T.V. Dude... download some of his stuff from iTunes.... _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:54 am cw Banned Joined: 10 Feb 2008 Posts: 1771 Ah, country. That's why I have not heard of him. No, I have not watched commercial TV in decades and am allergic to anything even remotely country western or involving bumpkins.   Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:41 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Too bad... you are missing some damn funny humor! _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:02 am Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA If you turned the sound off, Hee Haw had some interesting scenery. _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:43 am AirGunEric Site Admin Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 6930 Location: "Out There" Slavia wrote: If you turned the sound off, Hee Haw had some interesting scenery. Nothing says 'Hee Haw' like two young ladies in plaid shirts with their hooters hanging out. _________________ ` I'd say "I care." But I'd be lying. Canadian Airgun Supplier: http://www.scopesandammo.com/storefront   Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:59 am Rogerflat Silver Status Member Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 2051 Why did the car have to go over the cop car? _________________ I done been assisted by the trees and rivers. Never needed any minister to figure my divinity. 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