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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:51 pm Reply with quote
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Does it shoot the bills back out! lols!

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.



He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

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Alstone wrote:
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.



He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down

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hahahahahaha.. Al .. that was too good, i was wondering what is "710" i have never seen it when i pull my car hood up.

man that was tood good !! Mr. Green
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Now THAT'S comedy.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:31 pm Reply with quote
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LMAO LMAO Good story there Al, I bet she felt a bit silly when they told her what it's really called lol!

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Gone fishing Navy style lol


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Wrong! that could have a million uses.


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I doubt poking your nose with that would be very elegant, yet it might work.

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Or you could have it melted down and made into a spoon or anything else that's made of stainless steel (Kind of defies the moral), Though I hear the value for scrap metal is on the rise.

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Another person with Photoshop and a lot of time, The shrek one's good though lols!


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So that's what it must mean, nothing to do with electricity then lols! Laughing


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It's gotta have somethin' to do with em' locals. Mr. Green

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Missed out the "Jump!" bit, now it's obvious he's bluffing lol!
Besides, Superman's dead anyway, no point joining him. Neutral


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lol


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Potatoes have more Chromosomes then Human Beings. I think they have 128.

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Potatoes have more Chromosomes then Human Beings. I think they have 128.


ohh i didn't knew that.. but what diff does that make .. heheh Mr. Green Mr. Green
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