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| rsterne |
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LIVING WILL FORM...
I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If A reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______Vodka Rocks ______a Margarita ____ a Scotch ______ glass of wine_____a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Tee Time ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page______Sex ______or Chocolate______, it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:__________________________ Date: _________________
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:28 pm |
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| oddtodd |
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Good one bob! I wonder if this would be legal in the US...  |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:04 am |
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| toadmyster223 |
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| Probably fair game in Alaska and Montana |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:23 am |
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| broommaster2000 |
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| I think I want a Ska band to play at my funeral. |
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