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| Slavia |
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I bought a can of bed liner at Walmart today. When I got home, I discovered the spray nozzle was busted. Back to Walmart for an exchange. The service counter lady finds that one is busted, too.
So back to the automotive section I go. As I'm rounding the corner with can #3, I see her sticking a pen into the broken tube on one of the cans.
Pffffffffftttttt! Black bed liner all over her, the counter, and the cash register. (She thankfully missed her eyes.) The valve didn't close completely, so as she does my exchange the can is sitting on the counter doing a Vesuvius imitation.
I'm worried. My kids have been drinking the same water. |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:03 pm |
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| cw |
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I went to walmart last month and one of the employees
was sporting a mohawk. |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:39 pm |
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| AirGunEric |
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Too bad someone didn't have a video camera for that one. Some stuff is just too funny...  |
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:42 am |
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| Jaxom |
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| Oh there's video of it for sure! Every cash registar in walmart has at least one camera pointed at it. Guess those guys up in the office just like to keep the funny stuff for themselves though...to bad! |
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:58 am |
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| Rogerflat |
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Wally world is such wonderous place. I was there this weekend and as soon as I walked in I see a mexican woman standing next to her todler who is sitting in the shopping cart. Below them was an enormous pile of vomit which smelled putrid as we walked by. Apparently they were waiting there for someone to come and clean it up.
The thing that I thought was wierd was that the woman was basically standing in the vomit puddle. I appreciate her sort of blocking that area off so no one would step in it god forbid, but she could've put the cart over and stood back a bit, ya know?
Then that brings me to my next question of why people leave the house when they know that they are so sick they could vomit at any time. Or is it that people just randomly barf their brains out as they are out and about in public? |
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| Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:26 am |
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| Slavia |
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I think there was an article a while back in "New England Journal of Medicine" about RBBO syndrome.
Kids are amazing. I never believed "projectile puke" to be possible either, until I had children. No tuning necessary on those powerplants, let me tell you.
But standing in it? I don't think that's a cultural characteristic, I think the butter slipped off her noodles. |
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