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 Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:36 am |
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| cliffspot |
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Hey, I might just try this diet. It might work for me.
Portuguese Diet
Manuel was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When Manuel returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
Manuel nodded...'I'll tell you though, I taut I was goin' drop dead on dat t'ird day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, gunfunit, from skipping all day...' |
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