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Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?" |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:27 am |
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That's a good one. However, I don't know how well it would go
over if I compared my wifes backside to a wide BBQ. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:56 am |
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| cw wrote: |
| That's a good one. However, I don't know how well it would go over if I compared my wifes backside to a wide BBQ. |
You might survive. You'd probably wish you hadn't though . . . 
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:24 am |
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No thanks... I will pass on the Bobbit Steak...  |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:53 am |
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